hi there

this is dave update number 36

i think

no one else has called me from casual meetup

too bad

i could have had more fun with that i think

today i have an audition

i'm wearing my nicest shirt

but it kind of smells

sigh

this is why i don't have nice things

this is the wrong week for this week

i have so much to do this week but no energy to do anything

except of course for the dave update

which nobody reads unless i mention website scams

what can i talk about today?

nothing i guess

oh i'll post the 3 lines that i have in this short film that i'm auditioning for

"hi pim"

"i'll get his stuff"

"what?"

fin

hm

i'm really blanking today

i just thought of a story to tell but then i decided it wasn't worth it

stefan and i hung out yesterday for a minute

oh!

i won 2 dollars on a scratcher

WA-HOOOOOOOO

WA-TWOOOOOOOO DOLLLLLLLARRRRRRRSSSSS

i keep on deleting lines from this dave update

clearly i'm not in the mood for sharing today

which is rare

all i do is blah blah blah

that's why i don't have any friends

because they're all tired of my blah blah blah

but it's a vicious cycle

the longer i'm alone the more i need to talk with people

and the more i talk with people the more alone i am ha ha

BAH

nobody likes me

everybody hates me

guess i'll just go and eat some worms

this has been a censored dave update