hi everyone

it's me dave

AND BOY DO I FEEL LIKE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

not in the normal jeez life sucks way

i haven't been this legit sick in YEARS

(legit sick = not hungover)

(though i can't think of any time i've ever had a 3 day hangover)

(well)

(at least not as like, a metaphor)

(like)

(i feel like any one of you could say)

("dave isn't your life one big hangover?")

(...)

(to which i apparently would have no reply)

i'm too sick for this parenthesis shit

whoa that's a pretty dope rap line though

i'm too-i'm too-i'm too-i'mmmmmmmm

i'm too sick for this parenthesis shit

this was a bad idea

this is an ill-advised dave update

ahhhhhh

i didn't even realize i was rocking an up-do in it

i've had my hair up because it's long and gets all in my face when i cough

hm

looks like a

what-do-you-call-it?

gibson girl?

WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i hate this dave update

this has been the worst dave update, no exaggeration here