hello

is this what james blake sounds like?

apparently it is

hm

i've heard him before but i actually like this

the other stuff not so much

EWWWWWWWW

never mind

this is awful

fucking auto-tune

anybody who thinks that they have a new original and cool thing to do with auto-tune should just go and get fucked

i'm dave gulbis and you can fucking quote me on that

BRING IT ON T-PAIN

ok

today i do feel like talking

i made an appointment with a therapist

i'm not eager to go back to therapy but i definitely need to

plus my new therapist's name is dr jane christmas

phd

which i feel like i can get on board with

she's british though, or at least foreign

she's british though, or at least foreign

she's british though, or at least foreign

she's british though, or at least foreign

(that line sounds funny to me)

she's british though, or at least foreign

so i may wind up chasing my troubles away with a song and a spot of tea

we'll see what her advice is

i hope i learn to fly using an umbrella

it's raining today so that would come in especially handy

i mean just hovering would be dope

you wouldn't step in the shit and piss rivers

UGHHHHH

james blake just said "i could drink a case of you darling"

FUCK OFF

"you taste so bitter and so sweet"

FUCK OFF

at what point are you just blatantly mining cliches to sound "heartfelt?"

i mean "i could drink a case of you darling" is WELL beyond that point

maybe it's foo fighters?

"breathe out, so i can breathe you in?"

that one is pretty bad but i think it redeems itself by following it with "hold you in"

then it just sounds like a weed song ha ha

not that weed songs aren't corny

in fact weed songs i think take the corny cake

weed songs are part of the reason i stopped smoking weed

and then spacey trance music is probably the reason i started again

YAWN

she's british though, or at least foreign

not a great dave update but at least it's new

james blake sucks and this has been a new dave update

take care