hey you

kinda braindead right now

how are you?

hm

i would like a shoulder rub

we got promos of christian electronic music

2 cds by some group or dj or whatever

named "messiah"

it seems a little weird for someone really into jesus

to named THEMSELVES messiah

but WHATEVER

i actually really want to listen to it but i know it'll not be as funny as it sounds

you know i just assumed that this was electronic music

by the packaging

but i'm looking at it again and it really might be christian metal

i'll throw these on later

could be good for a laugh

i feel like i sound like someone who is pretending that he's being casual

but i have a bigger plan in mind

"hey i'll just throw on these christian metal cds, good for a laugh huh? right fellas?"

"hey this isn't so bad, maybe jesus isn't so bad, right guys?"

"does anyone want to go to church?"

ha ha

i'm too tired right now to know if that's funny or not

you know

i wanted to do these daily

because...

well because nothing

i don't have to be able to explain why to everything

because because damnit

i feel like i've done a surprisingly good job of remembering to do this

(except weekends, oops)

but some days i start typing and i just know that i really have nothing to say

and whatever i write is not going to be that interesting

but i do it anyways because because damnit

i started to type a reason but because because damnit is the only reason i need

because

because

damnit

anyways

today is one of those days

kinda been one of those weeks huh?

i don't know if i've had a good one this week

although the really racist one was pretty good

oh!

footnote to that story

since i told you that story

i've smelled that smell twice

and both times

um

it might totally have been me

it may be me who smells like a jew

how's that for dramatic irony?

it's like a fire station exploding

ugh i need to start applying for more craigslist talent gigs

this life needs more weird right now

i know i complain about sometimes having too absurd an existence

but right now i need to do different things i think

also i should shower more

i've been really good about keeping the house clean but man i gotta get this jew-stink off me

ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH

that's the last time i'm making that joke

i could resist there but now i've gone too far

i'm gonna put myself in time-out

i did this to myself buster

this has been the dave update