Wednesday, September 12, 2012

hey y'all

something doesn't make sense here

how in the fuck did all these libyans find out about this innocence of muslims movie??

i mean shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

like, i can't get anybody to pay attention to the shit i do

and the shit i do is waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy better

than this innocence of muslims movie

like for real

if it wasn't explained to me that that trailer was somehow supposed to be a depiction of the life and times of some sort of prophet

i would have had no fuckin CLUE what was going on in that thing

mohammad was a prophet or something right?

mo-mo?

i call him mo-mo

he hates it but i don't care

i mean how do you say no to mo-mo?

today i have not had very good willpower

in addition to mo-mo

i also could not resist buying "pretzel nuggets" after work

i live right next to the mall

fuck you

don't judge me

only mo-mo can judge me son

ok but for real.

was this movie released???

how do people even know what this movie is called???

the video that sam bacile posted is called

"mohammad movie trailer"

(i wonder if i'm gonna get hella hits from typing that)

SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE SENSE HERE!

do muslims just like constantly google "mohammad movie trailer"???


is the entire muslim population very excitedly anticipating a movie about mohammad?

if so I CALL THAT SHIT HOLLYWOOD

that idea is MINE SUCKAS

if you post something on the internet

it's the same thing as mailing it to yourself

I'MA BE RICH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

that movie is gonna make so much money, like WAY more than passion of the christ

lick a dick mel gibson

melly-mel

ha ha

melly-mel

melly-mel meet mo-mo

mo-mo meet melly-mel

this dave update has it all!

i hope people find this one through google cuz it is WAY better than the casualmeetup.com one

i love this dave update

this has been my favorite dave update yet