hi there

dave update time

MOTHERFUCKERS

ha ha ha

i just remembered the dave update where i was talking like a really aggro teacher

that was a good one

see?

remember?

we had good times

don't get all down in the dumps on me kid

yesterday was kind of a weird day

i felt a little bad at work

but then i went home and cleaned my room a bit

that was pretty rad

repeat readers of the dave update will know that i'm quite fond of my new living arrangement

yesterday i cleaned up some and put in a fake table

fake table

like

college style

like i put 2 milk crates together and put a sheet over them

yup

fake table

it works though

at least until i find the perfect real table

oh!

i found my bike pump too!

now i just need to find my spare tubes

SHEESH

IF IT AIN'T ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER KIDS

LIFE SUCKS, REMEMBER THAT I TOLD YOU THAT CHILDREN

LIFE SUCKS, YOU DIE, AND NO ONE CARES

THAT'S LIFE IN A NUTSHELL YOU LITTLE SHITS

SO GO PLAY YOUR STUPID X-BOXES

I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU BRATS IN CLASS AGAIN

GO PLAY X-BOXES AND SMOKE DRUGS

MATH IS USELESS UNLESS YOU'RE A NERDDDDDDD

ok

let's hope that this teacher character doesn't gain much traction

i think it's funny but it's kind of a one-trick pony

no one entered the last dave contest and that makes me wanna set this whole place on fire

how about a new dave contest

send me a text with your name and address

and i'll come over and punch you in the gut for not entering the last dave contest

are you are missing winner?

ha ha

race against time hots up

ha ha

hm who else sounds like the fall

not that the rebel REALLY does

his album titles always remind me of the fall though

you can't force yourself into someone's life young davers

your plans mean shit to the rest of the world

so do whatever you fucking want because who cares anyways

who cares but you

you nerd

this has been an optimistic dave update