hello

it seems like lately the dave updates have been either annoying political rants

or dream recall

this one will at least begin as one of the latter

last night i had a dream where i was in some sort of a group

maybe like a focus group but sort of more useful

like we were actually doing something that we wanted to do

for some reason we ordered pizza from domino's

i remember even saying "wait why are we ordering from domino's???"

but whatever

FINE GUYS GET SOME SHITTY PIZZA

SEE IF I CARE

but when it arrived there was a bunch of stuff in there that we didn't order

the one thing that i remember was that we got a box of shrimp that we didn't order

i imagine they were probably breaded shrimp but who really knows

um

i was hoping i would remember more to this dream

but i guess that's all i have

i feel HORRIBLE today

not like mentally horrible

physically

physickally

i don't think i have any allergies but i imagine this is what it feels like when you are allergic to air

headache, kind of delirious

but not delirious enough to remember fever dreams apparently

nor am i wearing a big ugly red leather suit

was that delirious?

or wait

that was raw i think

what's the other one?

delirious right?

am i even spelling that right?

fuck i have to look this up

yup

eddie murphy "delirious" quotes

Now, a brother's dick is too big, so it'll fuck up his balance... Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.

GOOD ONE EDDIE

now do another 20 minute riff on faggots

maybe that'll make people forget about norbit

norbet?

norberg?

FUCK THIS

this has been a delirious dave update

hello

don't worry

this will be brief

i just googled the following:

"i feel as though i am something less than human and i'm missing an evolutionary component necessary to make friends and build relationships"

the top ten results are widely varied

you could do it yourself but it'll probably be different every time

for one this page will probably come up in the results

so i'm listing them

FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

1 - The Gift of Anxiety: 7 ways to get the message and find peace....

(this is an article on "tinybuddha.com")

(that ends with the quote:)

("all you had to do was listen...")

2 - Speculations about early life

(this blog post has a disclaimer:)

("This blog post is composed of speculative ideas and any resemblance to actual scientific findings is purely coincidental. ")

3 - Beware, Tech Abandoners, People without Facebook Accounts Are "Suspicious"

(from forbes.com)

4 - why i am no longer a christian | watch free documentary online

5 - the ulitimate guide on how to get a girl back | girls chase

(girlschase.com???????????)

(that sounds AWFUL)

6 - Do Women Masturbate as Often as Guys

(from datalounge.com)

(the description is "... crane alive spasm human compassion reported governor christie himself act ... tethered whatever destroyed landmark building dibs apocalypse ends topics ...)

7 - Self-Destruction << Personality & Spirituality

8 - Some inspiring Quotes

9 - Garrus Vakarian/Unique dialogue - Mass Effect Wiki - Wikia

#10 is a video

10 - Sherry Turkle: Connected, but alone? | Video on Ted.com

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

this has been the dave update