hi there

i thought about calling in sick today

i mean i DO feel bad

maybe i should just go home now

maybe i should stop by lost weekend before i get home

get some movies

i was going to go to chinatown to watch fireworks last night

but i stayed home instead

watched newsradio and played with my camera

i should have gone but it was nice to do nothing

i nearly ate an entire box of triscuits

cracked pepper and olive oil

UGHHHHHHHHHH

i want to vomit right now

why am i here?

because nothing changes

COME ON 2012

DO SOMETHING ALREADY

FOR FUCKS SAKE

january is nearly over and the world hasn't ended yet

this is BULLSHIT

this has been a subpar dave update

EDIT: i AM going home today

because i just spent like half an hour in the bathroom

it was like my stomach was digging things out of its junk drawer and just throwing them out my butt

"why do we need 7 pairs of pliers? these gotta go"

you're welcome for that image

this has been the dave addendum