hello there

today is monday

i am annoyed with everything

not EVERYthing but most things

hmmmm

it's been a couple months since i've had anything to say

and it looks like it'll be a couple months more still

cuz i'm still not having anything come to mind

i need to get "out there" more

"experience life"

"live free"

etc etc

blah blah blah

right now my version of "living free"

is riding a bus-line i haven't been on before

and then going back home

this city of ours is not really as exciting as people describe it

i thought that living in the city would mean never getting bored

but it seems like living in the city means finding everything boring

like this rant, for example

i don't even really care to finish it

i'm bored

the other night my lip just started bleeding and wouldn't stop

that was the most dave-update worthy event in the past couple months

i'm still not sure what caused it

but in my opinion it's probably a symptom

of some rare and fatal disease

that's totally curable but you have to go to the doctor for it

i don't think i'm gonna go though

anthem just raised our rates so NO THANK YOU

besides

RTD

666

FTW

saturday i got in a conversation with one of my favorite people

you know how conversations sometimes take turns?

that's maybe not so clear

but you'll be talking with a friend

and after one of you realize that you've been talking about yourself for a long time

you'll switch and start asking about your friend?

that's what i mean, taking turns

well when it was my turn i just felt like i had nothing to say

it actually kind of left me in a bad mood

even though it was great to hear from her

i just didn't want to talk i guess

i mean i feel like a drain on everyone

when i start talking i mean

like right now

here i am going

BLAH BLAH BLAH LIFE SUCKS ETC ETC

but how are you?

what's going on in your life?

I'LL NEVER KNOW

because i only asked hypothetically

and because none of you shits ever respond to anything anyways

here's another dave contest

give me a call

and i'll punch you in the fucking face

REALLY HARD

for some reason i feel like this one might actually be successful

ha ha

JUST KIDDING

not about the punch in the face

CUZ I'LL DO THAT SHIT

about it being successful

ok

fuck this

love you

(not really)

this has been the dave update