hi frens

i have about 6 minutes to kill

before opening the store

so i wanted to take this moment

to drop a line to people that work at google

dear google

you notifying me

every time a "suspicious device"

logs into my gmail/instagram/whatever the fuck

is significantly creepier

than if some rando logged into my account

and started posting/emailing/whatevering fucked up shit

you have a problem google

you are a creep

do something about it

this has been a dave call out