hello

one thing i've learned as i get older:

putting a new jug on the water cooler is not as hard as it seems

i find it helps to pour a little into the water cooler first, before you make the "big flip"

helps prevent spills that is

also with omelettes and pancakes

you have to let one side cook for awhile

but you have to keep it moving a little

otherwise it sticks to the pan

not too early though

if you start fucking with it too early it loses its shape

which hey maybe you want to eat a fucked up looking pancake

also with tofurky fake sausages i really don't recommend a grill

they get way too dry

i recommend pan frying them

and covering them too

low heat

yawn

i think i am beginning to disappear

already i'm noticing things missing

this is how it starts