hi there
not actually an update
i just wanted to post this somewhere
this is from an e-mail where someone is trying to get us to buy their new cd
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the dave update is still dead
but this is a much better send off i think
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
hi everyone
i think i'm over this
from now on if you want to read a dave update
please hit me up on gchat
ihateyourartschool
and i will write one for you on the spot
everyone knows my phone number by now
510 575 HISS
i might go back to writing them on my own if i get bored
but probably not for awhile
it's been fun
(not really)
this has been the dave update
i think i'm over this
from now on if you want to read a dave update
please hit me up on gchat
ihateyourartschool
and i will write one for you on the spot
everyone knows my phone number by now
510 575 HISS
i might go back to writing them on my own if i get bored
but probably not for awhile
it's been fun
(not really)
this has been the dave update
hello
yesterday i worked for a bit
i think i need to re-shoot everything i shot this weekend
but it's mostly just because i moved too fast
YES i am AWARE of a thing called slow motion
but i don't really want to go nuts with it
hm
i think maybe only i know what i'm talking about right now
ever get so tired that you're not sure if what you are saying makes any sense?
i don't really feel tired right now but my mind definitely does
i had a dream last night where my friend cora made fun of how fat i am getting
am i getting fat???? this dream was news to me
it was a shitty dream too because i was getting emotional over it
(in the dream)
in real life i feel ok about getting fat
not really ok but i wouldn't get emotional if someone made fun of my weight i don't think
unless that someone was my belly
and that'd just be because of how weird that would be
i don't even know how that would work
oh!
i wrote a new dggba last night
i give it a b-minus to be honest
maybe even c-plus
not my best work but it's been awhile
if anyone else is in need of bad advice
DON'T call me
because i don't do that shit over the phone
e-mail me
ihateyourartschool
gmail
yup
SIGH
oh i recorded a little last night too
nothing special honestly
just some manipulated loop stuff
spacey and fucked
in a
mellllllllooooooooooooow
way
well
i can't think of anything else i want to talk about
unless i want to start obsessing over something i know i shouldn't obsess about
i'm starting to think the dave update is becoming too real
i'll think up funny things soon, i guess
WHATEVER
thinking of you
no, not you
YOU
this has been the dave update
yesterday i worked for a bit
i think i need to re-shoot everything i shot this weekend
but it's mostly just because i moved too fast
YES i am AWARE of a thing called slow motion
but i don't really want to go nuts with it
hm
i think maybe only i know what i'm talking about right now
ever get so tired that you're not sure if what you are saying makes any sense?
i don't really feel tired right now but my mind definitely does
i had a dream last night where my friend cora made fun of how fat i am getting
am i getting fat???? this dream was news to me
it was a shitty dream too because i was getting emotional over it
(in the dream)
in real life i feel ok about getting fat
not really ok but i wouldn't get emotional if someone made fun of my weight i don't think
unless that someone was my belly
and that'd just be because of how weird that would be
i don't even know how that would work
oh!
i wrote a new dggba last night
i give it a b-minus to be honest
maybe even c-plus
not my best work but it's been awhile
if anyone else is in need of bad advice
DON'T call me
because i don't do that shit over the phone
e-mail me
ihateyourartschool
gmail
yup
SIGH
oh i recorded a little last night too
nothing special honestly
just some manipulated loop stuff
spacey and fucked
in a
mellllllllooooooooooooow
way
well
i can't think of anything else i want to talk about
unless i want to start obsessing over something i know i shouldn't obsess about
i'm starting to think the dave update is becoming too real
i'll think up funny things soon, i guess
WHATEVER
thinking of you
no, not you
YOU
this has been the dave update
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
hello
went home early yesterday, around like 1 or 2
felt bad
honestly just felt depressed
and not much different from how i feel today
but whatever
who cares
hm
whatever AGAIN
double whatever
i need a vacation
oh!
shit!
today is my business meeting
fuck
totally forgot
i'm gonna go chug some coffee because i feel dead asleep
ok
LATER
this has been the dave update
went home early yesterday, around like 1 or 2
felt bad
honestly just felt depressed
and not much different from how i feel today
but whatever
who cares
hm
whatever AGAIN
double whatever
i need a vacation
oh!
shit!
today is my business meeting
fuck
totally forgot
i'm gonna go chug some coffee because i feel dead asleep
ok
LATER
this has been the dave update
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
hello
i have a very uncomfortable thing on my neck
like a pimple that hasn't yet peaked
it's annoying
i almost wrote "the most uncomfortable"
but that's LAZY WRITING
the most uncomfortable thing on a neck would probably be something like red hot 90 year old testicles
the loose skin of the ballsac wrapped around your neck
like a flesh colored scarf with wirey stray grey hairs
and the balls themselves are BLAZING hot
so you have to go knuckle deep into this old man's ballsac
and find the balls and get them away from your neck somehow
why this old dude is wrapping his balls around your neck i don't know
i really went for it a little on this imagery
sort of
feel too tired to REALLY go for it
tonight i will be updating DGGBA for the first time in like forever
(dggba.blogspot.com)
(yeah, i have a lot of blogs, fuck you)
(i spend a lot of time alone)
(i realize that's what masturbating is for but i'm telling you)
(i spend A LOT of time alone)
god fucking damn it
my neck hurts and i hate everything
this has been the dave update
i have a very uncomfortable thing on my neck
like a pimple that hasn't yet peaked
it's annoying
i almost wrote "the most uncomfortable"
but that's LAZY WRITING
the most uncomfortable thing on a neck would probably be something like red hot 90 year old testicles
the loose skin of the ballsac wrapped around your neck
like a flesh colored scarf with wirey stray grey hairs
and the balls themselves are BLAZING hot
so you have to go knuckle deep into this old man's ballsac
and find the balls and get them away from your neck somehow
why this old dude is wrapping his balls around your neck i don't know
i really went for it a little on this imagery
sort of
feel too tired to REALLY go for it
tonight i will be updating DGGBA for the first time in like forever
(dggba.blogspot.com)
(yeah, i have a lot of blogs, fuck you)
(i spend a lot of time alone)
(i realize that's what masturbating is for but i'm telling you)
(i spend A LOT of time alone)
god fucking damn it
my neck hurts and i hate everything
this has been the dave update
Monday, October 10, 2011
hello
my head hurts like CRAZY right now
someone reviewed the seven lies presents tape!
http://animalpsi.com/2011/09/hiss-babe-terror-–-‘preparing-a-voice-to-meet-the/
i don't know if it's a good review or not ha ha
but i like gown and kevin shields though
i don't know en or horseback
cooooooooooool
sigh
i feel good right now but a little conflicted
i'm totally not gonna get into it right now though
this weekend, let's talk WEEKEND
this friday i don't remember what i did?
oh no
i do
i got bummed and just stayed home
saturday we moved a bunch of stuff into our work room
which is AWESOME
and then watched a couple ryan gosling movies
for some reason
SIGH
fine
you caught me
because he's a DREAMBOAT
ha ha
actually i never really cared about him before but he's pretty on it
dude can act YO
cora came over and we watched movies and talked for awhile
it was great
then she got to christen our guest room
which hopefully doesn't mean she shit in it
i didn't check around or whatever
yesterday was great too
i went around and filmed a bunch of stuff
and then nathini and i hung out for a minute before she headed back to germany
i hope that she moves here in the not too distant future
this is a really dull update, sorry y'all
can i spice it up at all?
hm
NASAL SEX
damn
that was the best idea i could come up with
(that was an actual thought that came to my head)
(i actually asked myself)
("what could i do to make this more interesting?")
("maybe i should type nasal sex")
("in all caps though")
(so i did)
ok
nasal sex'll do it
this has been the dave update
my head hurts like CRAZY right now
someone reviewed the seven lies presents tape!
http://animalpsi.com/2011/09/hiss-babe-terror-–-‘preparing-a-voice-to-meet-the/
i don't know if it's a good review or not ha ha
but i like gown and kevin shields though
i don't know en or horseback
cooooooooooool
sigh
i feel good right now but a little conflicted
i'm totally not gonna get into it right now though
this weekend, let's talk WEEKEND
this friday i don't remember what i did?
oh no
i do
i got bummed and just stayed home
saturday we moved a bunch of stuff into our work room
which is AWESOME
and then watched a couple ryan gosling movies
for some reason
SIGH
fine
you caught me
because he's a DREAMBOAT
ha ha
actually i never really cared about him before but he's pretty on it
dude can act YO
cora came over and we watched movies and talked for awhile
it was great
then she got to christen our guest room
which hopefully doesn't mean she shit in it
i didn't check around or whatever
yesterday was great too
i went around and filmed a bunch of stuff
and then nathini and i hung out for a minute before she headed back to germany
i hope that she moves here in the not too distant future
this is a really dull update, sorry y'all
can i spice it up at all?
hm
NASAL SEX
damn
that was the best idea i could come up with
(that was an actual thought that came to my head)
(i actually asked myself)
("what could i do to make this more interesting?")
("maybe i should type nasal sex")
("in all caps though")
(so i did)
ok
nasal sex'll do it
this has been the dave update
Friday, October 7, 2011
hello
one thing i've learned as i get older:
putting a new jug on the water cooler is not as hard as it seems
i find it helps to pour a little into the water cooler first, before you make the "big flip"
helps prevent spills that is
also with omelettes and pancakes
you have to let one side cook for awhile
but you have to keep it moving a little
otherwise it sticks to the pan
not too early though
if you start fucking with it too early it loses its shape
which hey maybe you want to eat a fucked up looking pancake
also with tofurky fake sausages i really don't recommend a grill
they get way too dry
i recommend pan frying them
and covering them too
low heat
yawn
i think i am beginning to disappear
already i'm noticing things missing
this is how it starts
one thing i've learned as i get older:
putting a new jug on the water cooler is not as hard as it seems
i find it helps to pour a little into the water cooler first, before you make the "big flip"
helps prevent spills that is
also with omelettes and pancakes
you have to let one side cook for awhile
but you have to keep it moving a little
otherwise it sticks to the pan
not too early though
if you start fucking with it too early it loses its shape
which hey maybe you want to eat a fucked up looking pancake
also with tofurky fake sausages i really don't recommend a grill
they get way too dry
i recommend pan frying them
and covering them too
low heat
yawn
i think i am beginning to disappear
already i'm noticing things missing
this is how it starts
Thursday, October 6, 2011
hello
is this what james blake sounds like?
apparently it is
hm
i've heard him before but i actually like this
the other stuff not so much
EWWWWWWWW
never mind
this is awful
fucking auto-tune
anybody who thinks that they have a new original and cool thing to do with auto-tune should just go and get fucked
i'm dave gulbis and you can fucking quote me on that
BRING IT ON T-PAIN
ok
today i do feel like talking
i made an appointment with a therapist
i'm not eager to go back to therapy but i definitely need to
plus my new therapist's name is dr jane christmas
phd
which i feel like i can get on board with
she's british though, or at least foreign
she's british though, or at least foreign
she's british though, or at least foreign
she's british though, or at least foreign
(that line sounds funny to me)
she's british though, or at least foreign
so i may wind up chasing my troubles away with a song and a spot of tea
we'll see what her advice is
i hope i learn to fly using an umbrella
it's raining today so that would come in especially handy
i mean just hovering would be dope
you wouldn't step in the shit and piss rivers
UGHHHHH
james blake just said "i could drink a case of you darling"
FUCK OFF
"you taste so bitter and so sweet"
FUCK OFF
at what point are you just blatantly mining cliches to sound "heartfelt?"
i mean "i could drink a case of you darling" is WELL beyond that point
maybe it's foo fighters?
"breathe out, so i can breathe you in?"
that one is pretty bad but i think it redeems itself by following it with "hold you in"
then it just sounds like a weed song ha ha
not that weed songs aren't corny
in fact weed songs i think take the corny cake
weed songs are part of the reason i stopped smoking weed
and then spacey trance music is probably the reason i started again
YAWN
she's british though, or at least foreign
not a great dave update but at least it's new
james blake sucks and this has been a new dave update
take care
is this what james blake sounds like?
apparently it is
hm
i've heard him before but i actually like this
the other stuff not so much
EWWWWWWWW
never mind
this is awful
fucking auto-tune
anybody who thinks that they have a new original and cool thing to do with auto-tune should just go and get fucked
i'm dave gulbis and you can fucking quote me on that
BRING IT ON T-PAIN
ok
today i do feel like talking
i made an appointment with a therapist
i'm not eager to go back to therapy but i definitely need to
plus my new therapist's name is dr jane christmas
phd
which i feel like i can get on board with
she's british though, or at least foreign
she's british though, or at least foreign
she's british though, or at least foreign
she's british though, or at least foreign
(that line sounds funny to me)
she's british though, or at least foreign
so i may wind up chasing my troubles away with a song and a spot of tea
we'll see what her advice is
i hope i learn to fly using an umbrella
it's raining today so that would come in especially handy
i mean just hovering would be dope
you wouldn't step in the shit and piss rivers
UGHHHHH
james blake just said "i could drink a case of you darling"
FUCK OFF
"you taste so bitter and so sweet"
FUCK OFF
at what point are you just blatantly mining cliches to sound "heartfelt?"
i mean "i could drink a case of you darling" is WELL beyond that point
maybe it's foo fighters?
"breathe out, so i can breathe you in?"
that one is pretty bad but i think it redeems itself by following it with "hold you in"
then it just sounds like a weed song ha ha
not that weed songs aren't corny
in fact weed songs i think take the corny cake
weed songs are part of the reason i stopped smoking weed
and then spacey trance music is probably the reason i started again
YAWN
she's british though, or at least foreign
not a great dave update but at least it's new
james blake sucks and this has been a new dave update
take care
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
hi there
i don't want to talk today either
i always feel like i should at least TRY and say something
so i'll tell you that lately i've been going onto the live chat section of sfsuicide.org
it's weird but it's someone to talk to
even though your conversation topics are fairly limited
last time i got in a long involved conversation about cognitive dissonance and how life is (or is not?) a movie
before that i totally got dissed
the person on the other end was like
"well dave i have to go, feel better"
even though we didn't talk at all
hm
that's all i can talk about right now
this has been the dave update
i don't want to talk today either
i always feel like i should at least TRY and say something
so i'll tell you that lately i've been going onto the live chat section of sfsuicide.org
it's weird but it's someone to talk to
even though your conversation topics are fairly limited
last time i got in a long involved conversation about cognitive dissonance and how life is (or is not?) a movie
before that i totally got dissed
the person on the other end was like
"well dave i have to go, feel better"
even though we didn't talk at all
hm
that's all i can talk about right now
this has been the dave update
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