hi there

lot to do today

but i'm already in a good mood

isn't that good?

I THINK IT IS SO SHUT UP

anyways

i'm in a good mood because 1)

the "seven lies presents" tape is on our daily in-stock at work

yay

and 2)

we have a cat tree by our bathroom

(stick with me here)

and it's sort of a double decker

with 2 longer flat parts

when i got out of the bathroom this morning

lung was lying on the top one

ion was on the lower one

and oso was standing next to both of them

they were all looking at me

and it literally stopped me in my tracks

it was so cute

i mean if they were people it would have been scary

you come out of the bathroom with 3 people waiting for you you're about to get jumped

i think pretty much every time

even if you go to a restaurant with three friends

and you go to the bathroom before y'all leave

if they are waiting outside of the bathroom for you

they will jump you

my mom taught me this

she learned this one the hard way

but she's tough, she fucked those 3 ladies UP

ha ha ha ha

i leave you today with the image of my mom the retired 2nd grade teacher beating the shit out of her 3 bridge buddies

this has been the dave update