it's me dave
i have a very simple recipe for you today
it's an egg in a hole
or an egg in jail
or a birds' nest
i dunno it has a lot of names
you probably already know how to cook it
i mean it's a fried egg
in bread
did i just give you the recipe right there?
you can figure the rest out i think
pretty much the only tricky part about this recipe
is that you have to cut a hole in the middle of the bread
and then crack the egg so it drops right in that hole
it's not that hard
sometimes you fuck it up
sometimes when you flip it you break the yolk
it's still food though
i mean sometimes it's just shitty food
or food-that-is-less-good
you can do some variations on it
sometimes i make it on a bed of *dirty greens*
which is a recipe i'm not ready to write out yet
sometimes i make it with fake bacon on top
i mean what do you feel like eating???
cook that
and eat it
why are you even here?
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i'm sorry i'm just frustrated right now
life doesn't always go right
sometimes even when it's fine
or like
"fine"
you wind up like one bad social interaction away from suicidal idealation
ugh life is so difficult and frustrating
i get fucking sick of it sometimes
ugh
cook a bird's nest
i do it with like, a thick slice of french bread
oh!
one good tip
if you keep the "hole" that you cut out of the bread
you can put that on the pan
next to the bird's nest
and then you can peek at that lil piece of bread and see how well it's toasted
it's best to not fuck with the bird's nest itself
until it's like, *ready* to be flipped
so yah use that lil piece
cool
now life is fine
this has been a dave recipe
