hi y'all

it's me dave

i just mimed typing

"hi y'all"

"it's me dave"

because i started typing before i started recording

then i thought

"wait a second"

"i can't rip these people off"

siiiighhhhhhhhhhh

i'm watching dr katz right now

fuck

i should stop it for a minute

so that i can HEAR MYSELF THINK

i wonder if i am going to

haha

that's a funny thought

i am thinking about whether or not i am going to stop the tv

as though i am curious about the weather

maybe i should check and see if my knee is stolen

WHOOPS

you know what the music means

ok i'm just going to let this episode finish because

"our time is up"

this episode was the one where ben gets an earring

(sort of)

ok

now that that's over

i am wondering whether or not i am actually going to write an update or not

i have things to update you with

but I MEAN WHATEVER

one quick thing

does my right eye look weird?

been feeling weird lately

PROBABLY A BRAIN TUMOR

i have been thinking a lot

about how much of an influence dr katz is

on who i am today

which is i think maybe a symptom of a mental illness?

it totally looks weird!

hmmmmm

i think it just looks weird because i'm looking at myself on a fucking webcam

whose idea was this anyways?  jeez it's stupid

i gotta go look at myself in the mirror

if i have pink eye

I'M KILLING MYSELF

anyways

i think i stole all of my jokes from ben katz

OOPS

ok fuck this

this has been the dave update and go to hell