hello

don't worry

this will be brief

i just googled the following:

"i feel as though i am something less than human and i'm missing an evolutionary component necessary to make friends and build relationships"

the top ten results are widely varied

you could do it yourself but it'll probably be different every time

for one this page will probably come up in the results

so i'm listing them

FUCKING DEAL WITH IT

1 - The Gift of Anxiety: 7 ways to get the message and find peace....

(this is an article on "tinybuddha.com")

(that ends with the quote:)

("all you had to do was listen...")

2 - Speculations about early life

(this blog post has a disclaimer:)

("This blog post is composed of speculative ideas and any resemblance to actual scientific findings is purely coincidental. ")

3 - Beware, Tech Abandoners, People without Facebook Accounts Are "Suspicious"

(from forbes.com)

4 - why i am no longer a christian | watch free documentary online

5 - the ulitimate guide on how to get a girl back | girls chase

(girlschase.com???????????)

(that sounds AWFUL)

6 - Do Women Masturbate as Often as Guys

(from datalounge.com)

(the description is "... crane alive spasm human compassion reported governor christie himself act ... tethered whatever destroyed landmark building dibs apocalypse ends topics ...)

7 - Self-Destruction << Personality & Spirituality

8 - Some inspiring Quotes

9 - Garrus Vakarian/Unique dialogue - Mass Effect Wiki - Wikia

#10 is a video

10 - Sherry Turkle: Connected, but alone? | Video on Ted.com

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

this has been the dave update