hi there

this is a quick one

really just a thought i had

and felt like

"hey maybe if i put this thought on the dave update"

"no one will complain about how much the dave update sucks lately"

so

i've been seeing a lot of news articles about clothing that is apparently offensive

the latest one i saw was about a shirt that says "skool sucks"

but before that i saw one about "i'm too pretty for algebra" or something like that

every article i've seen about them makes me think the same thing

"man"

"i really want one of those shirts"

i DO!

because skool does fucking SUCK

fuck algebra, everyone is too fuckin pretty for algebra

everyone who is in school right now is stupid

and everyone who hasn't dropped the fuck out already is a NERD

that is all

this has been the best dave update i've ever written

hahahahahahah

IT'S TRUE

hi there

too tired right now to talk

maybe later but i have a guest in town so probably not

we'll see

this has been an entirely-too-common non-dave-update