hell-lo

this thursday i'm djing for the sfbc bike to work day party

blogger thinks that 4 words are misspelled in that last sentence

but none in THAT last one

BLOGGER IS NOT A WORD, BLOGGER

don't give me any of this "one who blogs" crap

check your scrabble dictionary and SHUT THE FUCK UP

ha ha

anyways

i'm going through records right now and picking "dance party" hits

here are some titles i'm NOT bringing

whitehouse "cruise"

throbbing gristle "first annual report"

(yes, FIRST annual report)

(early demos)

sightings "michigan haters"

no matter what andy thinks i just don't think sightings is appropriate for djing

sorry kiddo

i'm going through n-z right now because they're closest to my bed

i love this we be echo record and sometimes i bring it out but i don't think it's right

here's what's in my box so far:

new order "power corruption and lies"

tom tom club s/t

that's pretty much it ha ha

i keep on getting distracted by records i haven't listened to in awhile

hey segun adewale what do you think about starting the party?

hm

this might be too weird

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but it's soooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooood

but it is too weird

maybe pile

this weekend was weird

i shot all day saturday

and then went to east nile

sunday i was supposed to finish up shooting in the elevator

but instead sunbathed in the nude

and got stoned at my soon to be home

shoot was cancelled so i figured i'd prepare for the shoot today

WHICH

by the way

young davers

if you think that going to a stranger's house

and taking your clothes off so he can take pictures of your naked body

might be weird

it's surprisingly not

it's surprisingly dull actually

because after your clothes are off

who fucking cares

it was fun but not fun like a roller coaster

but i got paid which was rad

and he just sent me scans of them

it is a little weird to see scans of them

they look AMAZING on little tin flats

but it's kind of weird to see me naked on my computer

not that weird though

i look SOOOOOOO EVILLLLLLL in one of them

i was trying to scowl for one

i look PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED

if you want to see them

510 575 HISS

or ihateyourartschool

gmail

and i will decide on a case-by-case basis

if i feel okay about you seeing me naked

ha ha

this is one dave contest i am confident no one will enter

what else

hm

segun adewale i like you but i'm not bringing you on thursday

sorry

ooh prince buster

when i buy reggae records i usually look for the most fucked up looking ones

those are the good ones

this one has the flimsiest sleeve

it rules

"the message"

probably too chill but i'm listening to it anyways

oh!

i had nachos for dinner tonight

because we were talking about weekend nachos at work

which is a band that probably sucks

but has an AMAZING name

i'd go see them

if only to get in the mood for nachos

mmmm

this weekend my parents are coming to town

and i might have both a shoot and a show on saturday

oops

whatever

they can deal i guess

sorry to still be on this naked trip right now

BUT

i have to say

as sort of dull as nude modeling is

sunbathing nude is GREAT

i'd never done it before

it feels cool, probably because it was right after i took a shower

like air drying

but like

air drying on MAX POWER

ha ha

tomorrow i'm supposed to be at work at 9

which is when i usually leave the house

it's probably not going to happen, i'll be honest

but my bo$$ says since one of the reps is leaving for like 2 1/2 weeks

i gotta start getting used to showing up earlier

he says if i get through this month and next on this new schedule

he'll give me a raise

but i told him i probably still wasn't going to be able to

ha ha ha

not TOTALLY a joke

i've been doing more stuff lately which has been cool

makes me feel better being alone

which is really good

um

i guess this is enough though i still sort of feel like talking

what else can i say

nachos

nachos

nachos

oh

an old roommate had a dog named nacho

he was a beagle hound

and really sweet though incredibly spoiled

that was when i was living with elaine

she found a stray terrier once

who was tiny

and had clearly been out on the streets for awhile

no teeth

super dirty

but really sweet

we took him in and bathed him and what not

he was SUCH a good dog

total sweetie pie

but still really pathetic looking without teeth

very lovable

i named him "big bear"

and i let him on the couch even though elaine would not have been pleased with it

ha ha

we were horrible roommates

kind of ruined our friendship but that's life

we're cool now

we swapped e-mails during my brief stint on facebook

i don't like facebook though

i like violating my own privacy thank you very much

ok

that's enough

this has been a slightly racy dave update

hi

no time

this has not really been a dave update