hi everyone!

been a minute

i've spent the last 30 minutes thinking about what i would like to eat for dinner

i think i've decided on "something delicious"

seems like a good choice

maybe something with rice in it?

not sure

eggplant sounds good

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

JUST GO GET A PIZZA

that way when you get stranded on a desert island

AS IS INEVITABLE

you'll have plenty of fat to sustain yourself

and you'll be able to die a long boring painful and sunny death

HAPPY, PAPPY?

TOUGH TITTIES KIDDY

WIN OR BE GLUE

this has been a only slightly delirious dave update