hi there

this was a really weird weekend

saturday was awful

and then sunday i was recording which was great

but also exhausting

i woke up today and my first thought was "wow my body is on fire"

it wasn't, thank god

but my arms/legs are hurtin

not really sore, but just drained

the whole upstairs of our house reeks of weed and it's getting annoying

my brother used to use empty vitamin bottles and stab holes in the bottom of them

and then stuff a dryer sheet in the bottle

and if you smoked weed with him you'd have to exhale the smoke though the filter

i don't really know how effective it was but i remember thinking i probably would never actually do all the research necessary to be a pothead

it always weirds me out when weedheads know SO MUCH about ONE THING

usually that one thing is weed but sometimes it's carpentry

or like electronics

or baking maybe? i don't know.

skateboarding

did you know i used to rollerblade? ha ha

it was because i broke the kingpin on my skateboard and couldn't fix it

and my friends would rollerblade as well so they just gave me an extra pair

it was fun i guess

my claim to fame was that i cleared a 16-stair staircase

on U of Az campus

it was scary but fun

there was this 21 stair staircase i wanted to try but i never did

oh those glory days

always appearing further on the horizon

also when i skateboarded/rollerbladed i ate at this one mexican food place 9 times in a day

i tried everything on their menu because i still ate meat back then

i probably couldn't do that now either

i can still lift heavy things though

so if any of you readers need a box moved

I'M YR MAN

510 575 HISS

yeah that's right i'm really into posting my phone number on the internet these days

oh!

this is the dave update's first contest!

if you can find a link to anywhere else on the internet where i've posted my phone number

i will give you a dollar or oral sex

but i get to pick which prize you get ha ha

just kidding

i'll make something for you

so get googling i guess

i wonder if it's easy to find

i guess i'll find out

this has been the dave update