hey there

i thought of some other "cool" stuff

robbing a liquor store is pretty cool

i mean, depending

if you were just like "hey i'm bored"

"let's go rob a liquor store"

i'd say

"whoa dude"

"you are too cool for me"

probably followed by laughter

that kind of sounds like crying

shoplifting is REALLY COOL

especially if you are leaving the house

to go shoplift

and like, that's your plan for the day

WAY COOL

is shoplifting cooler with friends or alone?

that's my dave poll for today

i gotta say

normally i think everything's cooler with friends

but waking up on a sunday

and thinking to yrself

"what should i do today?"

"i need new clothes"

"i should go shoplifting"

and then making coffee and breakfast

and then going out and stealing a handful of rad clothes

DAMN that's cool

i wanna date that girl

who doesn't??

she would totally steal stuff for you too i bet

i dated three different girls that worked at this one vintage clothing store

(not at the same time)

(at least i don't think?)

they all stole clothes from work for me

which was the best thing ever

even though i'm sure it was done as more of a

"you are a horrible dresser and it embarrasses me"

thing

than a

"hey i'm stealing stuff for you just cuz i was thinkin bout cha"

thing

still

it was great

girls

if you wanna show yr man

(or woman or somewhere in between)

how much you really care

go shoplift some clothes for them

and when you give them to your Whatever

(capital W)

tell them

"hey i snagged these for you just cuz i was thinkin bout cha"

if that person doesn't immediately take you in their arms

in a passionate embrace

(or whatever the arm-less equivalent is if you're dating someone with no arms)

then once again

that number is 510 575 HISS

DTMFA

find someone who appreciates a simple gesture

this has been the dave update

FINALLY these are getting better again!

i like this one