me: oh mother fucker
i just sat directly on my penis
how did that happen?
that was painful
oh god
stefan: you make me happy
me: hahahahahahahahaa
i'm posting this conversation in the dave update because my entry today was pathetic
ugh i can still feel it in my gut, i didn't know you could do that

hi there

well

hm

i don't know

probably not

this strikes me as a good time to try the "view random post" button

this has been the dave update