hi everyone

i have two important updates to share

firstly

i have an actually useful piece of new slang for you all

this isn't like "epic" or "awesome" or some generic bullshit like that

in general i discourage the mass distribution of new slang

cuz like fuck you these words already exist

BUT

this term is SO HANDY and SO FUN TO SAY

that i find myself saying it to people

who are like

HEY DAVE WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

it's nonsense

OK OK OK

many of you may be familiar with the phrase

"six of one, half-dozen of the other"

it's not entirely divorced from

"toe-may-tah toe-mah-toe"

implying that one option

is so similar to the only other available option

that they are essentially the same thing

SO

i have jacy to credit for this

because he started saying it

and i jumped on board

so much so that i am WRITING THIS

RIGHT NOW

instead of going thru all the motion of

"six of one half-dozen of the other"

i have started saying

"six one"

and it's a very quick and appropriate way to say

"hey i really don't give a shit"

anyone who knows me knows that i LOVE to say

"hey i really don't give a shit"

so

people who know me

realize this:

i PREFER saying "six one"

to "hey i really don't give a shit"

get on board america

ok

two

kim calls being on one's period

being on the wolf

and i think that's much better than any other phrasing

(certainly better than "being on one's period!")

that's all

thanks for listening

this has been a breaking news dave update