hi there

DAVE UPDATE TIME

MOTHER FUCKERS

YOU PUNKS IN THE BACK BETTER PAY ATTENTION

I AIN'T SAYING THIS SHIT TWICE, HEAR ME?

it's been awhile since i had a good danish

QUIET DOWN IN THE BACK, HEAR?

I AIN'T JOKIN'

Y'ALL EVER HAVE DETENTION?

NO LAUGHING MATTER, THAT

ooh i like what's playing right now

but i bet they have a shitty name

last time i liked something in this vein

i looked to see who it was

and it was a band called "international swimsuit"

it ruined my day

i just don't get how one or two or four people work really hard on something

they make a bunch of songs together

probably play some shows

and as they're starting to say to themselves

"man this is starting to go somewhere"

"we should take it to the next level"

"what about a name?"

ALL of them put their heads together

lock themselves in the practice space for a bit

and a little while later

"international swimsuit" is what they came up with

shit like that just doesn't make sense to me

i mean what kind of a person answers yes to a question like:

"hey do you think we should name our band 'the sunny muffdivers?'"

(yes, that's another one)

i'm gonna change directions here for a second

i think it's stupid that technically that ? after sunny muffdivers is supposed to go IN the quotes

that's dumb

PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE

THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST

i mean what if i was talking about a band with punctuation in it's name?

(also a stupid idea, i know)

like "should we name our band '!!!?'"

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

i think it should be "should we name our band '!!!'?"

but i think that's grammatically incorrect

WHICH IS BULLSHIT

THAT'S RIGHT

I CAN CUSS IN HERE BECAUSE I'M THE TEACHER

YOU CAN SIT IN THE BACK AND SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU'RE THE STUDENT

DENISE YOU CAN GET ME A CUP OF COFFEE BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD STUDENT

ALSO YOU'RE KIND OF A SUCK UP

SO I KNOW IT'S REALLY ME DOING YOU A FAVOR

IN YOUR FUCKED UP OVER-ACHIEVING HEAD

CHOP CHOP DENISE

TEACHER'S THIRSTY

ha ha

i don't know why today i've been thinking a lot about teaching

i think i would be a good teacher if i could make my own curriculum

meaning

i would be a good teacher if it wasn't actually on me to, you know....

TEACH

BRYAN I WILL BOOT YOU FROM THIS ROOM

SO HELP ME GOD

I DON'T NEED ANY BRAT KIDS WITH Y'S IN THEIR NAME THROWING ME OFF TOPIC

SORRY YESMERELDA

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE SO IT'S OKAY

THERE'S A LESSON HERE KIDS

"FOREIGN KIDS CAN'T HELP IT"

i hope that comes up in my search keywords this week

actually i hope "can foreign kids help it?" comes up

i'm gonna google that after i post this and see if it comes up

let's see what this google shit can do

CLASS DISMISSED

this has been the dave update