hi there

holy shit

one of my new "search keywords"

is "dad fuck mom on bed"

WHAT THE FUCK

i can say with 100000000000% certitude

that prior to now

"dad fuck mom on bed" has NEVER appeared in the dave update

and it never would

unless i was talking about the guy who played the dad on malcolm in the middle

fucking the girl who played the mom on the fresh prince

(the second mom)

(i guess technically her character is aunt viv)

(but either way)

on top of the bed in pee wee's playhouse

THAT i'd like to see

but a generic dad fucking a generic mom on a generic bed?

NO THANK YOU

this has been a "dave setting the record straight" update