hey y'all

this dave update is a public service announcement

a PSA

a public service A

a P service A

WHATEVER

goldfish aren't as good as you remember

they're gross

they taste like fucking sandpaper

don't buy them

it doesn't matter if you're stoned on drunk or whatever

they taste like shit

don't get them

how have you been?

hm

well

i don't care about you either

this has been a cranky dave update

hi everyone

below is a list of recent google searches

not in order

although most recently is

TACO TRUCK TACO TRUCK TACO TRUCK

adchoices removal

cat sinus infection

judge my name it am bad

eames chair

yo can i move to nova scotia or what

bonding with your cat

art bell area 51 youtube

i'm into museums blowjobs theater

lady dynamite release date

(have y'all been watching lady dynamite?)

(i love it)

newsradio i'm bill mcneal i like boys

OH I LOVE THAT EPISODE

so great

ima cut this short

said the rabbi to the parents

HEY YO

finally a joke on the dave update

that jewish people can relate to

this has been the dave update

consistently the best blog on the internet

updating daily since nineteen-ninety-

go fuck yrself while you sleep in dog piss

love ya!