hi there

my head hurts

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY does my head hurt

i bet it's a caffenine thing

caffenine is a hard word to spell, jeez

still looks wrong

anyways

waking up is fucking hard lately

going to bed too but that's not as bad

i like the idea of not wanting to go to bed

certain childhood things i just can't get over

like, going to bed is always lame

GOD why can't i just stay up late JEEZ

what else

i don't know

i don't even know if that first one is true

i just got excited because i might have something to write about

ugh work is such a mess lately

my in-box is depressing DAMN

so much shit

anyways

god that can't be how you spell caffenine

cafenine

no, obviously not

oh wait

i think it's like

caffeneine or something

i mean that sure doesn't look right

caffeine

ah!

that looks right-ish?

shit

i gotta look this up

yeah

caffeine

glad that got figured out

dear world

caffeine has only 8 letters

that might help you spell it

maybe i should just start tattooing commonly misspelled words on my hands

like tongue

i always mix up tongue

that may be wrong actually

no wait that's right

i sometimes spell it tounge

like lounge but with a t

i wish my tongue was more like a lounge to be honest

with low lighting and flapper girls hanging out

hm

i felt like there was a joke there but i may not be awake enough for this today

we're talking about the iCloud at work right now but i'm not entirely confident i know what that is

what is an iCloud?

i don't think i care

i don't use the computer much lately

since i moved

i'm glad, fuck computers

i prefer my porn on VHS thank you

nyuk nyuk nyuk

ok this has gone on long enough

this has been the dave update