Thursday, July 17, 2014

hi everyone

been awhile

i'm reading a list of 7 bad financial choices in "breaking bad"

number 1 -

diagnosed with cancer, walt begins cooking meth.

he would have been better off investing in a variable annuity.

(i made up one for number 2)

(but then i read number 2)

(it's even better)

number 2 -

marie steals a baby tiara as a present for skyler's new child.

it would have been smarter to put it on layaway.

number 3 -

the whites buy a car wash to launder their money.

they should have invested it for better long-term gains.

(WHAT THE FUCK)

(i'm not making this up)

Instead of bombing, shooting, strangling or poisoning associates, how should a person end an acrimonious financial relationship?

"You should have a frank discussion about the facts," says Abe. "The two parties, without lawyers, coming to a business decision: 'I will buy you out, or you will buy me out, and I will transfer these assets.' And then you bring in a lawyer."

THAT'LL MAKE FOR GOOD TV

hey how are y'all?

me?

oh i'm fine.

this has been the dave update