hi there

this is a bonus dave update

BONUS

exciting right?

i'm at work right now and feel talkative suddenly

probably because i couldn't think of anything earlier

i have a blah blah blah quota maybe

anyways

usually when i get like this i just start bothering people on gchat

but i realized something just a bit ago

right now the best friends that i have are the two people who don't seem to mind when i bother them on gchat

and i think "don't seem to mind" is probably inaccurate

i think "are annoyed but too polite to mention it" is probably more likely

(either way, thanks you two)

(and sorry)

so i'm doing a bonus dave update

because i don't want to try my luck with them any further

because once that thread snaps

i'm on my own baby

i'm all a-lone baby

i'm on my own baby

for awhile-ile-ile-ile-ile-ileeee yeah

I JUST MADE THAT UP

in yr fucking face losers

ok i'm having another dave update contest

for all my loyal readers

oops

i mean for my loyal reader

hm

i can't actually think of a contest now

damn

sounded like a good idea in my head but i'm totally dropping the ball here

ok

first person to text me a picture of something interesting gets five dollars

or something of their choosing

that would cost around five dollars

or take about half an hour of my time

get creative kids

y'all know the number by now

this has been a bonus dave update