Tuesday, January 7, 2014

hey you

what's shakin

i don't know if i've ever gone on a twitter rant here or not

BUT HERE GOES NOTHING

my favorite twitter account had only 1 tweet

and that tweet was "eatin macaroni"

today i discovered that i have a second favorite twitter account

and it is len cella's twitter account

twitter.com/Godcella

if you don't know who len cella is

then you should check out "moron movies" on youtube

he is something of a personal hero

or he would be

if i knew him at all

and gave enough of a shit about life to have "heroes"

you know what

unless len cella or anyone else saves you from a burning building

then you should probably not refer to anyone as

YOUR HERO


anyways

he has only 7 tweets but they are all worth your time

his most recent one was from 2009

and actually i just noticed that all of his tweets are from mar 9th 2009

and his twitter handle is GODCELLA

oh len

you are so funny.

(that's not sarcasm)

(sometimes it's hard to tell on the internet)

(but despite the fact that pointing out that something i said isn't sarcasm)

(just makes it sound more sarcastic)

(TRUST ME LEN)

(i think you are so funny.)

ok what else

FUCK A SICK DICK

this has been a really great dave update!

i give it a b

plus!

later