hello

one time some friends of mine made a bet with each other

one person was saying how hard he thought it would be to pee his pants

(now that he's older and potty-trained)

and the other thought it wouldn't be hard at all

so the first friend bet the second friend $100 he couldn't do it

right at that moment

in front of all of us

(i had some rich friends growing up)

(i mean i'd pee my pants right now for $100)

(and i just went like not that long ago)

they made the bet and sure enough

it's not that hard to piss yrself

especially when there's a benji on the line

this has been a brief but important dave update