hi y'all

is dav

sup with it

not much to report

very busy lately

mostly in a good way

sometimes in a bad way

but always

ALWAYS

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recently i've considered writing a cook book

i think i might title it the dave cookbook

tips for cooking dave

oh that's a better one

"tips for cooking dave"

there it is

see young davers

writing is editing

or editing is writing?

hm

edit your writing

THE END

no not the end

cookbook

recipe 1

jazz breakfast

there's a lot of ways to make jazz breakfast

depending on your tastes

your dietary restrictions

etc etc

but the one thing you need for jazz breakfast

is jazz

this morning i started with the elements


with joe henderson & alice coltrane

what's for breakfast today?

JAZZ

and tacos

when i make breakfast tacos

i find i usually am making them for lunch

but i don't mind

see?

that's the jazz at work

nothing matters

i heat a pan

slap'a butter

i put pepper on the pan

cuz i'm kinda wild like that

rub a tortilla right on there

boom

flip it

boom

you know how emiril does bang?

i do boom

that's the jazz speakin'

that's the power of the jazz

let it go thru ya

that's the key to this recipe

anyways

crack an egg on that sucka

boom

cook that fuckin egg

flip that shit

put stuff you like on it

it's really that simple

cooking

you don't need me to tell you how to cook

just cook

make stuff that tastes good in your mouth

double check and make sure that stuff is not stuff you are allegic too

also it should be edible

dave cooking tip #1

don't use poison

i just don't do it, it's not good for the food

ok

egg is probably done now

i like it with a little melted cheese

dirty greens

(that's gonna have to be a different recipe)

(can't give you the whole book yet)

(daddy's gotta eat, ya know)

(is that a better name for the book?)

(no)

(tips for cooking dave)

(this book is gonna be great, it really is)

chunky salsa is good

but again

it's about you

make it how YOU like it

it's not tips for cooking FOR dave

so put whatever you want on it

put a live fuckin hen on it for all i care

spend your morning listening to some lady squawk about how you cooked her baby

(over jazz, of course)

(can't skip the jazz otherwise it's not jazz breakfast)

voila

recipe OVER

this has been a dave recipe