hello

little late for a dave update don't you think?

mind your own business

yup

the last episode of the sopranos was a total cop out

that was BULL

and not in the "what happened next" bullshit effect

i just think why bother to devote 6 or 7 or how ever many seasons

to this fictional character and the invented world he or they inhabit

why wouldn't you finish the story?

unless you're looking for some hack-off way to get some buzz around the water-cooler

plus FUCK JOURNEY

it's gotta be said

everything i hate about rock music is pretty well summed up by journey

and everything i hate about most people is pretty well summed up by the public resurgence of journey

i feel like the grammar on that last line is off but i needed the repetition

hahahahahahahaha

after i typed that

i crossed my arms and FROWNED at my computer

for like a couple minutes actually

sometimes it's funny to observe yourself and realize what a dope you are

wow i really want a veggie burger, i'm thinking about going to berkeley just to call to smart alec's

that place is really really good

i mean sort of, it's okay

but i just really really like the fast food veggie burger option

and i don't feel like i'm being totally gross there

plus CHEAP

so there you go

oh i could go to in and out burger and get a grilled cheese

hm

not the same

san francisco has the most obnoxious food scene

there's no good local cheap eats

i mean where can you get a reasonable sandwich, chips, and a drink for under $10?

NOWHERE THAT'S WHERE

ten dollars in and of itself is too much to pay for that

and don't tell me to cook for myself buddy because i do cook

but my kitchen is a tattoo parlor right now

and sometimes you want someone else to make you a damn sandwich

without feeling like a damn john in the process

hahahahahahahahah

i am making myself laugh right now

drew stuff earlier, WHATEVER

i got a call last night at 4:45 in the morning from a 510 number

suspicious

that's what happens when you give out your phone number on the internet

i didn't hear it though so whatever

WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER

why is smart alec's so far away?

closest thing here is super duper burgers

shit is too expensive though

THIS IS WHAT I'M GRIPING ABOUT

i remember when mama buzz used to have good cheap sandwiches

now shit is like 9-10 there

their beer is INSANE too

$8 a bottle i think last time i was there

i think sandwiches should cost A DOLLAR

NOT A PENNY MORE

this is AMERICA

hm

i think this rant has run its course

if anyone has any cheap eats recommendations for a grumpy vegetarian

510 575 HISS

any time, even 4:45 in the morning

love you

(not really)

this has been the dave update