hi again

bonus dave update

i just found this

this is how i used to write when i was upset

sometimes still do

just found it in stuff while cleaning off my computer

NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

shut up

ok

*****

It's 5:20 in Oakland, at home, but here I'm cold and hot at once, and feeling much more exhausted than when I left. It's late, and dark. Walk along the waves with me, watch the water glow and gleam, we'll rub sand in each other's eyes accidentally and wind up with unexplainable bruises. I'll be your advocate and your alibi and we'll waste the world together like selfish, dumb, awkward Americans. I'll bite everything before the commercial break. Make your frustration into a physical activity, knit, garden, do laundry. Make your accomplished self-satisfaction into a vice, overindulge, scream and screech it from crystal chandeliers while you spit expensive champagne and fuck stuffed endangered species.

Our sleep will be silent and still. Hold me from behind, roll those fingers through the butter and lint of my skin. Our children will have acne, our daughters will be loose. We grin as I roll a condom on, and exhale in notes, become skyscrapers, et cetera, et cetera. Your beauty is a sunset, a glowing wave, a flower, in bloom, a pillow, a sheet, a lying dog, let it be. I'll never be the officer reporting something pure.

If you think it's cryptic than read every fourth word.
It'll come out at the end just as absurd.

ha ha ha

a little insight into dave

frankly i like it more when i write like that

as opposed to typing up a whiny dave update

btw the line breaks should be way different but DIY BITCHES

sorry

didn't mean to use the b-word

my bad

this has been a b-onus dave update