hello there

it's dave

i feel much less grumpy than yesterday

even though everything is all the same

maybe it's because i've decided to install a sink in my room

if i can install a dishwasher i can do a sink too goddamnit

it's raining

i love the rain

but it's annoying that i'll have to bart to my drs appt

this is a pretty exciting update so far

what else should i talk about?

still need to hang up my laundry

let's make this the most boring dave update yet

boy don't you hate it when you're not sure what speed a record should be at?

i mean

these days you only really have 2 options

one is 33

the other is 45

hey taxes sure are boring aren't they?

still haven't done mine

hm

i wonder how long i can hold my breath

i used to be able to do it for well over a minute

these days probably not though

i'm not going to try

sounds a little risky for a tuesday

ugh

me trying to be boring is just annoying

this is becoming the most annoying dave update yet

let's talk poetry

i like it when poets get really deep

so deep that they can't capitalize their i's

THAT'S DEEP BABY

in my language

"come to my poetry slam this weekend"

is code for

"i don't really like people and would prefer to die alone"

ha ha

that's an old joke but i like it

I WROTE THAT SHIT

in yr face

you non-joke-writing prick

where's yr funny?

NOWHERE

SUCKA

ooh bagel time

i hate when cream cheese is all crumbly

they should call it crumbly cheese

ha ha

YES

TWO JOKES

DAVE 2

YOU ZEROOOOOOOOOO

this dave update is just ANNOYING