hi there

soooooooooooo

yesterday i was very excited

for possibly the NERDIEST reasons imagineable

i mean this story starts with me buying a laptop cooling fan

should i even tell this story?

there's not even really a story

i bought a laptop cooling fan

because my laptop overheats and shuts down

and i bought a external hard drive recently

because my laptop had less than 200 megabytes free on it

a fact which it reminded me of any time i tried to work on something

anyways

now it has a lot more room on it

and i realized that this internet stuff

that we've been using to watch movies in the living room

that MIGHT actually work in MY room as well

i mean i'm pretty sure the internet is everywhere

guess what

it does

how rad

it was funny though because i looked at it for awhile

and was like, "i can have like any movie in the world right now"

"um"

"hm"

i searched for who are you polly maggoo and the trip

those were the only 2 movies i could think of

i also got lucky louie and eastbound and down

lucky louie is ok, a little disappointing

i mean i get that it's sort of mocking the sitcom but sometimes it's a little too close for comfort

plus, ugh, laugh tracks

although

hearing the audience's reaction to louis ck running across the stage naked was pretty hilarious

eastbound and down is pretty rad too but i've seen it already

oh i got kids in the hall death comes to town but i haven't watched it yet

any recommendations you know the digits

text or call

ok

also last night i remembered how amazing showers are

i mean, i didn't JUST take on

i got a little stoned

and THEN took one

which always helps me feel cleaner, i don't know why

i think i just spend more time in there

also i get a lot more appreciative of water when i'm stoned

it just feels better

i bet if you didn't know me you'd have a real hard time guessing my age

at least based off this dave update

i feel like i wanna complain about dad bustin my balls right now

just to stay true to form

ugh i have this zit on my neck

ha ha

i wasn't even trying to stay true to form with that last line

i love second adolescence

tom robbins has this great line about "never being too old to have a good childhood"

i feel like every now and again i'm living that shit baby

fuck it, i've earned one

oh man soup!

soup you guys

soup!

i forgot to eat dinner last night

mostly just because i was busy with stuff

but around midnight i remembered

i had a can of minestrone soup

just WAITING for me

and toast

well, bread

bread can become toast you know

also bread can become croutons

ooh salad

i haven't had a good salad in awhile

actually that's not totally true

i had a caprese salad just recently that was pretty tasty

i think i will probably have a sandwich for lunch though

god so much stuff at home right now

just waiting for me to watch it

exciting

perfect timing too, i think i just quit playing out as hiss & hum ha ha ha

this is my new life

in toxitown

where dreams come true

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EDIT : I FORGOT TO MENTION

i checked the search keywords yesterday for the dave update

and there was a new one on there

"super, extrme, gnarly, overgrown bushy, hairy hairy pussy"

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