hello

the infection is back

i'm confident that i probably have the black plague

BRING IT ON

actually please don't

it's terrifically uncomfortable

and now my right butt-cheek looks like the surface of the moon

TMI, i know

but fuck you

you don't have to live with it

that would be one thing i would look forward to

if i had like a brutal terminal disease

if anyone asked how i was doing i would give them very graphic detail

as cheerily as possible

"well, i think i threw up what was left of my liver earlier but outside of that i'm just loverly"

let's see

yesterday i watched like 10 episodes of the state

that show is really funny but it's weird how dated it is

like, i don't think people who weren't alive when it first aired would like it

there's like, a type of tv that it mocks

that just isn't around any more

kind of weird to realize that even tv is changing

when i was younger we travelled a bunch

because my brother was a chess champion and we'd go to tournaments all over

and i remember i really liked staying in hotels but for the dumbest reason

the tv was always so different

i used to love watching local news in a different city

it's weird how much of an aestethic things like local news have

probably some improper grammar in that last line

but i loved it, i never really felt like it was an interesting trip until i saw how different the tv was

the state is funny like that too

it actually totally has some skits shot in VHS

VHS!

i mean, total home movie quality

it's so cool

nothing like that is on tv now

i mean i at least assume

i really only watch hulu stuff

but either way, vhs! why not?

i want more things that look like shit

ha ha

ok

what else

who cares

this has been the dave update