hi everyone

how's things

i am very very hungover

i try to have a dry month once a year

and this year november was my dry month

and yesterday was december 1st

i forgot that life can feel this HORRIBLE

i didn't even really drink that much

i can barely move though

i slept til noon

and have thrown up once already

i tried to go to the store to get saltines and ginger ale

but barely made it up the stairs

now i am on the couch

thank god jacy is alive and home today for some reason

he went to the store and got me saltines and ginger ale

now i am on the couch

oh whoops i said that

now i am on the couch and i feel like i am in a nursing home

TAKE ME DEATH

TAKE ME NOW

i am being dramatic but i haven't had a hangover this bad in a really long time

let's talk about something else

i got a keyboard yesterday called a music star

oh god i want to vomit

ha ha

kim just called me and apparently i saw her last night?

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

this has been a dave update i'd like to forget