hard to beat curtis mayfield on a shitty morning

we love you miss black america

today is apparently national goof off day

and i must be growing up because nothing has caught fire near my desk

lately i've just been throwing lit toothpicks into my candle at home

because the wick is submerged in the melted wax

DROWNED WICK

sounds like a shitty metal band

but i first started throwing them in there and nothing would really happen

but now all the old toothpicks work as kindling

(i guess)

(i don't really know what that word means)

the fire actually gets kinda big

so if my house ever burns down you know why

i probably shouldn't post that on the internet

i wrote a missed connection today

because i am a sad sad man

ha ha

it's called "barista" and just says "did we have a moment?"

we'll see what happens, fingers crossed

ha ha i didn't actually write that but i think i will now

i wonder what neighborhood i'll have the best luck in

that's probably enough right?

this has been another dave update, thanks for tuning in