this is gonna be such a bullshitty update
not a downdate per say
though life is a total bummer lately
WHATEVER
not really even anyways
i'm just using this opportunity
because sometimes i do stuff
and in the middle of doing it
i realize it's a pretty stupid thing to do
i sort of covered this on an old but classic dave update
YES THE DAVE UPDATE HAS CLASSICS
fuck you if you disagree
i wrote one once, once upon a time ago
that was actually a THREE-PARTER
because i hated the first two
but then something happened to me between writing 2 and 3
WHERE IS THIS STORY GOING????
good god dave
get it together
ok ok
"i was eating cornbread angrily"
REMEMBER?!?!?
text me if you do
510 575 HISS
i won't give you anything but we can share a moment together
a nice tender moment, where the two of us realize ever so briefly that yes
yes
we are NOT alone with our above average memory recall
and our shared ability to read
(english)
(check that)
(english slang)
we are not alone
ok jesus h christ
this is the bullshittiest dave update
i'm looking at my youtube account
video analytics
because i like stats, SUE ME
i don't even want to tell this story any more
you people are the worst
this has been such a bullshitty dave update
