hi there

this is a bonus dave update

BONUS

exciting right?

i'm at work right now and feel talkative suddenly

probably because i couldn't think of anything earlier

i have a blah blah blah quota maybe

anyways

usually when i get like this i just start bothering people on gchat

but i realized something just a bit ago

right now the best friends that i have are the two people who don't seem to mind when i bother them on gchat

and i think "don't seem to mind" is probably inaccurate

i think "are annoyed but too polite to mention it" is probably more likely

(either way, thanks you two)

(and sorry)

so i'm doing a bonus dave update

because i don't want to try my luck with them any further

because once that thread snaps

i'm on my own baby

i'm all a-lone baby

i'm on my own baby

for awhile-ile-ile-ile-ile-ileeee yeah

I JUST MADE THAT UP

in yr fucking face losers

ok i'm having another dave update contest

for all my loyal readers

oops

i mean for my loyal reader

hm

i can't actually think of a contest now

damn

sounded like a good idea in my head but i'm totally dropping the ball here

ok

first person to text me a picture of something interesting gets five dollars

or something of their choosing

that would cost around five dollars

or take about half an hour of my time

get creative kids

y'all know the number by now

this has been a bonus dave update

hi there

this is dave update number 36

i think

no one else has called me from casual meetup

too bad

i could have had more fun with that i think

today i have an audition

i'm wearing my nicest shirt

but it kind of smells

sigh

this is why i don't have nice things

this is the wrong week for this week

i have so much to do this week but no energy to do anything

except of course for the dave update

which nobody reads unless i mention website scams

what can i talk about today?

nothing i guess

oh i'll post the 3 lines that i have in this short film that i'm auditioning for

"hi pim"

"i'll get his stuff"

"what?"

fin

hm

i'm really blanking today

i just thought of a story to tell but then i decided it wasn't worth it

stefan and i hung out yesterday for a minute

oh!

i won 2 dollars on a scratcher

WA-HOOOOOOOO

WA-TWOOOOOOOO DOLLLLLLLARRRRRRRSSSSS

i keep on deleting lines from this dave update

clearly i'm not in the mood for sharing today

which is rare

all i do is blah blah blah

that's why i don't have any friends

because they're all tired of my blah blah blah

but it's a vicious cycle

the longer i'm alone the more i need to talk with people

and the more i talk with people the more alone i am ha ha

BAH

nobody likes me

everybody hates me

guess i'll just go and eat some worms

this has been a censored dave update