hi there

happy monday

i feel kinda gross today

isn't it august?

why do i feel underdressed?

i should be able to walk around in a damn bikini right now

this is california and it's summer

fucking cold out and i hate it

i slept so horribly last night

i washed my pillows this weekend but one of them tore in the wash

so now i only have one pillow

and i'm one of those people that needs to hold something in their arms while they sleep

it's hard to sleep without that

also i usually wrap myself up really tightly in the sheets

basically i'm trying to say that i'm really fun to share a bed with

I DON'T SNORE THOUGH

i can't handle snoring

total deal breaker

were you and i dating

and you started snoring

not only would i totally wake you up and say "STOP SNORING"

i would also re-evaluate our relationship

basically i'm trying to say that i'm really fun to be in a relationship with

gahhhhhhhh

dave d'estroyer = bachelor for life

i tried to have a follow up date this weekend but no luck

i'm deciding to take it personally

and it upsets me a little

not so much because i was in love or some shit like that

i'm just bummed because that girl was like the first new person i've met in forever

and now i feel that i am unappealing to strangers

well

now i feel even more confident in my belief that i am unappealing to strangers

animals like me though so fuck all y'all

last night after i got home from djing

i sat on the couch

and oso came over and i was petting him

and then he hopped on the couch and kinda curled up under my left arm

and then ion came over and curled up under my right arm

and i gotta tell ya i was feeling pretty sweet with a rad animal under each arm

hear that single women of san francisco?

I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT

i'm cool, thanks

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senses working overtime

isn't this an xtc song?

i'm confused

i thought this was oingo boingo at first

i know that MANDY MOORE covered this song

WEIRD

ok

this is probably good

this has been the dave update