hi there

yawn

WHAT A WEEK

oh

coffee's probably ready

LORD KNOWS I COULD USE IT

AFTER A WEEK LIKE MINE

hm

i felt like there was a joke coming there

but clearly it's not looking good

ok

maybe coffee will help

ok

ladies and gentlemen

(like enough people read my blog for those to be plural)

here is some insight into the enigma that is DAVE

when i went to go get coffee

out of nowhere i thought to myself

"fuckin music critics"

"lil brats who idolized their stupid english teacher"

"nothing is original but you can at least try to not emulate some obnoxious teacher you probably only liked because you had an annoying crush on her"

then i got coffee

all this was spurred by looking at like, the first sentence of a pitchfork review

"But the story of British avant-rock band Disco Inferno certainly proves how hard it could be to try something new in the days before the internet allowed you to get your music out to a worldwide audience without the cost, financial and otherwise, of widespread touring, album production, and distribution-- all that supposedly 20th-century baggage."

FUCK YOU YOU PITCHFORK WEINER

UGHHHHHHHHHHH

who the fuck writes book reports in their spare time

who the fuck listens to music because they want to better understand the difficulties of "trying something new"

fuck talking about shit that you do instead of talking about because why would you talk about something that's no fun to say?

i don't know why i feel so proud of that last sentence

i just re-read it and it doesn't make much sense

oh well

i'm sticking with it

ok

i really hope one of my search keywords this week is "FUCK YOU YOU PITCHFORK WEINER"

two more things

one

my legs won't stop shaking lately

two

fuck

i forgot two

hm

yup

gone

my bad

that'll do it

this has been the dave update