hi there

today i feel much better

last night was fun

i do wish that i had skateboarded last night though

that would have made it more fun

ha ha

i love being 16 again

maybe i should have a birthday party

not 16th birthday party though

maybe 20th?

i could still be 20 i guess

that would be fun

i don't remember what happened on my 20th birthday but i remember being BUMMMMMMMED

oh

i think on my 20th birthday

the coke balloons played a show

and we got food before hand

and it was really gross

we played in the ASU art museum entrance

one of our favorite places to play

and it was so insanely hot

and the food was NOT sitting well

after we played i had to lie down on the stairs

and finally wasef was like

"dude, you're clearly gonna throw up"

"so just walk up the stairs"

"and by the time you get to the top"

"you'll throw up and feel way better"

this made sense to me

so i walked up the stairs

and sure enough once i made it to the top

i threw up in one of the planters

that was one of the GROSSEST vomit sessions i've ever had

it felt like i was a tube of toothpaste

and someone was squeezing from the middle

it came out the thickness of fucking cookie dough

if you don't want to hear about this

you certainly don't want to live through it

oh god the smell too

we weren't done packing up

and we had to keep walking by this HORRIBLE smelling planter as we packed everything up

ha ha ha ha

that was so gross

i think it counts as funny now though?

whatever

yawn

what's going on this weekend y'all?

510 575 HISS

playing tonight somewhere but outside of that

no plans

yo VIP

let's kick it

word to your mother

this has been the dave update

EDIT

i just noticed two new additions to my search keywords

"hello nice day"

and

"nipple man destroyer"

this has been the updated dave update