hey y'all

this dave update is a public service announcement

a PSA

a public service A

a P service A

WHATEVER

goldfish aren't as good as you remember

they're gross

they taste like fucking sandpaper

don't buy them

it doesn't matter if you're stoned on drunk or whatever

they taste like shit

don't get them

how have you been?

hm

well

i don't care about you either

this has been a cranky dave update