hey dave

don't forget that you have half a sandwich in the work fridge

it's gonna be delicious tomorrow

if anyone else reads this help me remember

i'm gonna eat the hell out of that thing

ok see ya tomorrow

hey

here it is

the thrilling conclusion to yesterday's cliff-hanger ha ha

i remembered it just slightly after i posted the last one

and it's honestly pretty anti-climactic

anti-climactic? does that look right?

whatever

"no one" responded to my craigslist ad

the one that was titled "barista"

and just said "did we have a moment?"

i thought for sure i'd at least get someone making fun of it

but no, the craigslist community is not as exciting as i keep hoping

today when i got to work i saw that half the warehouse is out sick

and when i walked upstairs to my desk the lights started flickering

like there would be a power outage

and it made me wonder if maybe bad omens cancel each other out?

let's hope so

i keep forgetting to eat dinner, i'm never hungry any more

yesterday was a good day

today my hands are cold

i love this ring

three people have talked to me about the dave update

which is weird, i figured no one would read this

allison told me she liked it and all i could think was, "cool, um......why?"

and i'm writing that here because when i told that to andy over gchat she said "hahahahaha"

TWICE

so it's gotta be funny

i'm pretty sure "hahahaha" once means pity laugh

"bwahahahaha" means real laugh

and "hahahahah" twice means either real laugh or andy forgot that she already pity laughed

hm

tonight i should probably take a bath

this has been the dave update