hi there

been a minute

today i am thinking of headlines for imaginary news articles about july 4th

"nation hardly even phoning it in on fireworks this year"

and a picture of a sad guy holding a bottle rocket and a corn dog

"woman standing outside closed post office at 1PM thinks 'oh....right'"

"party-goers celebrating birth of nation doing all they can to avoid discussing state of nation"

ooh that's the one

"corn on the cob not sufficient substitute for refurbished democracy"

in other news

there was once a band called tv on the radio

do you think (former?) members

of that (former?) band

are still thinking

"yeah we really nailed it with that name"

"totally what we were going for there"

do you think anthony kiedis and flea

are camping right now

and chatting about how a great band name

like red hot chili peppers

really MAKES a band?

and then after that

they start talking about how they miss tv on the radio

"great band, great name"

"pass the marshmellows"

hm let's see what else

can anyone explain to me why i think ganglians and wand are related somehow?

since we're speaking of "bands"

still haven't heard wand

supposed to be good

i feel like i'm supposed to care about them

should i?

i don't

i like the scientists more

and scientist

and oh i dunno

tacos

tacos the band

ugh

this dave update is stupid

this has been a stupid dave update