hi

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no

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hello

i don't know what to say here today

this next month is gonna be looooooonnnnnnnnnnng

someone moved into our house who i actually said 'no' to

but since i'm moving out next month i guess my opinion doesn't matter

i'm pretty sure this is some girl my roommate has a crush on

because he went nuts cleaning the house before she showed up

which makes me just wanna take a dump in the middle of the kitchen ha ha

but they are acting like i've already moved out and don't even live there

he threw away this sheet that i was using for a curtain on a window in the common area

which i was actually going to use in my new room but i guess not any more

this is gonna suck

they just ignore me when i'm around

i think i'm going to set their stupid "gardening project" on fire

or do something equally destructive

because fuck them

i mean i get that i'm a lame duck but wait a fucking month before you start changing everything i've done to the place

ugh

ok

i'm annoyed

what else is new

i'm gonna just get back to work i guess

i think i'm gonna get fired but WHATEVER

i just can't get up in time for work

because waking up is HARD

i don't even go out, lately i'm in bed before midnight

but again

waking up is HARD

tonight i'm getting back on my clean regiment

i took 2 days off

because i was depressed and tired

but tonight i'm taking a shower and shaving

i should get shampoo too, all out

oh!

today's payday

that will help me buy shampoo

good.

i love it when the dave update ends on a good note

if you'd like me to buy you something today

510 575 HISS

this has been the dave update