oh shit

this might be the one

here it comes

darlene?

i'm coming for ya hun

this has been the dave premonition

hello

strange day yesterday

everything is strange

that's a lazy adjective

let's see if i can do better

yesterday was a day full of conflict

hm

that sounds more interesting but it's probably not that accurate

hm

hm

hm

yesterday was a mixed bag

ups and downs

it's strange how extended days feel lately

i really like it

you know when you do a lot in one day

and you say to yourself something like

"wait, did we go sledding today or was that yesterday?"

"seems so long ago"

bee tea dubs where can one go sledding around here????

that sounds fun right now

510 575 HISS if you know a spot

i'm seriously disappointed in the lack of action my phone has seen

seriously, this number has been posted a lot of places

maybe i should switch to bathroom walls

oh!

on that note!

SWIFTUMZ is STEALING my SCHTICK

on the cover of the swiftumz record

there's a sticker with his phone number

which wouldn't annoy me

EXCEPT

i bet people will call him

DAMN YOU SWIFTUMZ

THIS MEANS WAR

i bet swiftumz will be one of my search keywords now

yesterday i saw "what is the dave update?" on there

which i thought was hilarious

oh

by the way

super, extrme, gnarly, overgrown bushy, hairy hairy pussy

(just want to make sure i'm still the first stop for that search keyword)

i wish i hadn't copy/pasted the whole text message from live 360 or whatever

because that stupid url is filling up my search keywords

hm what else

oh!

well...

nevermind

i was told today that i look older without a beard

which honestly bummed me out a little ha ha

shit, phone

phew

did i already talk about phantom gchats?

i think i did

i just wanna talk with someone today at work

not to like talk about SOMEthing in particular

just because conversations make the day go by more quickly

it's a FACT

i wonder what happened to that it's a FACT girl?

from kids in the hall?

i'm gonna google "what happened to that it's a FACT girl?"

RIGHT NOW

which i guess means i am technically live-blogging right now

hm

no real results

strange

apparently her name "might be" Erica Lancaster

like

the most definitive thing i could find was a comment on a youtube video

that said she "might be" Erica Lancaster

hm

google erica lancaster and it sends you to erica fairfield's imdb page

which doesn't have a picture

this is HARD

nardwuar, how do you do it???

ok

i want a bagel

if you are the "it's a FACT" girl from the kids in the hall

i thought you were very funny

and would love to know what you are doing now

510 575 HISS

ok

thanks

this is apparently the 193rd dave update