hey there

no one entered the contest

double you tea eff

step it up y'all

maybe i should have made the contest about calling me and being kinda creepy

i would have had 2 winners

anyways

I GOT THE PART

apparently i said "hi pim" better than anyone else ha ha

should be fun

saw pictures of the place, it's really pretty

now i just need a ride up there

if anyone reading this has a car

and is available the weekend of may 1st

let's go on a road trip!

they'll pay for gas and put us up on saturday night

i'm sure we'll get some food too?

DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUN??????????

get in touch

510 575 HISS

we can wear cheap sunglasses and pee on the side of the road

maybe if we get lucky they'll have a rad breakfast diner around there

i love eating at diners in the middle of nowhere

i used to get boxes of cassette tapes with christian sermons on them

because they were free and you can just tape over them

but sometimes they had really funny names

and i have one that's called "eggs, potatoes, coffee"

i don't think i've taped over it yet

i should give it a listen

i love eggs potatoes and coffee

maybe that means i'm religious?

probably not

seeing as technically i'm ripping off priests

man

i hope i'm not religious ha ha ha

because if so i'm starting my spiritual journey towards redemption with a pretty severe handicap

i went to a catholic high school

and would go to mass high

well

i should say that i would go to mass high

when i wasn't ditching mass to go to my friend's house and get high

hahahahahahahaha

i actually didn't smoke that much in high school

i smoke more now than when i was young, weird

that's what being in a noise band will do to you i guess

oh shit

i actually totally have work to do!

i should cut this short i guess

though this is probably good enough right?

so

dear readers

2 things

if you are free the weekend of may 1st and have a car

please get in touch

and if you are free tonight and live in the bay area

come to balazo tonight because seven lies are playing

oh!

and third thing

THANKS FOR READING

this has been the dave update